Computational Combinatorial Oracle

I've always been interested in random oracles. In the early days of the WELL, Ramon Sender cut up a dictionary into fortune-cookie size strips and put them in a big bag. People would log onto the WELL, pose a question, and Ramon would reach into a bag, pull out a strip, and type in what he found on it. The oracle told us its name was "Shady." More recently, The Pataphysical Slot Machine used arduino to create messages about the future by concatenating a verb plus an adjective plus a noun from a database of words we entered. Even more recently, I connected a Raspberry pi to a thermal printer and used a modified Python script to create a Random Advice Device. I push a button and get random advice from the universe. I just pushed the button for this post and it returned "inhabit transcendent lesson."

If you would like a reading, post your question as a comment to this post. I will push the button and type in what the device returns.